Where to Cross The Border?
- If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.
- If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
- If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
- If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
- If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.
- If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
- If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
- If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
- If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get
- - A Ration Card,
- - Passport ( 1 or more)
- - Haz Subsidy,
- - A Drivers License,
- - Voter Identity Card,
- - Job Reservation,
- - Special Privileges,
- - Credit Cards,
- - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- - Free Education,
- - Free Health Care,
- - A Lobbyist In New Delhi
- - The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home
And Ofcourse - Voting Rights!!
Hats off to the Politicians in Delhi!!!!!!! !!!
