Friday, December 31, 2010

Chanakya's Quotes - Worth Learning


CHANAKYA'S FAMOUS QUOTES

"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are screwed first."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)
 

*****
   

"Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
 

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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody.  If you cannot keep secret with you , do not expect that other will keep it. ! It will destroy you."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
 
 
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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
 

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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
 

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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
 

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"Once you start a working on something,
don't be afraid of failure and

don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
 

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"The fragrance of flowers spreads
only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
 

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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
 

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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
        For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
   

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"Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.

Education beats the beauty and the youth."

Chanakya quotes  (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Funny Quotes in Gujarati

- કોડ કરે તેનું CV વેચાય
   (બોલે તેનાં બોર વેચાય).
- જેવો પ્રોજેક્ટ, તેવો કોડ
   (જેવો દેશ, તેવો વેશ).
- પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજર કોડ કરે નહી ને, ડેવલોપરને શિખામણ આપે
   (ગાંડી સાસરે જાય નહી ને, ડાહ્યીને શિખામણ આપે).
- QA ને માથે કોડ
   (ગાંડીને માથે બેડું).
- પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજર કરતાં ડેવલોપર્સ ડાહ્યા
  (કુંભાર કરતાં ગધેડાં ડાહ્યા).
- કોણે કહ્યું હતું, બેટા, સોફ્ટવેર એન્જિનિયર બનજો?
   (કોણે કહ્યું હતું, બેટા, બાવળે ચડજો?).
- એક લાઇનની કોમેન્ટ માટે આખું સોફ્ટવેર કમ્પાઇલ કરવું
  (અડધા પાપડ માટે નાત જમાડવી).
- ડેવલોપર માત્ર બગને પાત્ર
   (માણસ માત્ર ભૂલને પાત્ર).
- સો દિવસ પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજરનાં, એક દિવસ ડેવલોપર્સનો
  (સો દાડા સાસુનાં, એક દાડો વહુનો).
-પ્રોજેક્ટ ક્રેશનો ભોગ બનેલો કોમેન્ટ્સનું પણ બેકઅપ લે.
 (દુધનો દાઝ્યો છાસ પણ ફુકી ફુકીને પીવે.)
- એક્સેપ્શન કાઢતા બગ પેઠો.
 (બકરુ કાઢતા ઉંટ પેઠુ)
- ડેસ્કટોપ પર ફાઇલ ને સર્ચએન્જિનમાં શોધાશોધ.
 (કેડમાં છોકરું ને ગામમાં ઢંઢેરો…પ્રેરણા - જુ.કિ. દાદા)
- ઝાઝા પ્રોગ્રામર કોડ બગાડે.
 (ઝાઝા રસોઇયા રસોઇ બગાડે)

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP) 

Monthly Salary 
12,000

Expense for Constitution per month 
:
 10,000

Office expenditure per month 
:
 14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) 
48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km) 

Daily DA TA during parliament meets 
:
 500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train:
 
Free (For any number of times) 
(All over India )
 

Charge for Business Class in flights 
Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.) 

Rent for MP hostel at
Delhi Free

Electricity
 
costs at home Free up to 50,000 units 

Local phone call charge 
Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year 
:
 32,00,000 [i.e . 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years 
:
 1,60,00,000 

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 

8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores) 


AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES..... 


This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities...........
And this is the present condition of our country: 




855 crores could make their life livable !!
 
Think of the great democracy we have................ 

PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL REAL CITIZENSOF
INDIA .... 
but,

STILL Proud to be INDIAN 

I
 know hitting a delete button is easier..........bt........try 2 press fwd button 2 make people aware of it!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Creative Touch


Success is the ability to go
from one failure to another
with no loss of enthusiasm.





IT Professionals after Death





What happens to the IT Professionals after death


1. PROGRAMMERS
2. NETWORKING EXPERT
3 . HTML / XML EXPERT


Swiss Bank Amount


Latest update after Swiss Bank has agreed to disclose the funds&.

Our Indians' Money - 70, 00,000 Crores Rupees In Swiss Bank

1) Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland
banks. This is the highest amount lying outside any country, from
amongst 180 countries of the world, as if India is the champion of
Black Money.

2) Swiss Government has officially written to Indian Government that
they are willing to inform the details of holders of 70 lakh crore
rupees in their Banks, if Indian Government officially asks them.

3) On 22-5-08, this news has already been published in The Times of
India and other Newspapers based on Swiss Government's official letter
to Indian Government.

4) But the Indian Government has not sent any official enquiry to
Switzerland for details of money which has been sent outside India
between 1947 to 2008.. The opposition party is also equally not
interested in doing so because most of the amount is owned by
politicians and it is every Indian's money.

5) This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13
times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care
of the Center s yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we
can pay Rs. 1 lakh to each of 45 crore poor families.

6) Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. 70 lakh Crores, then
how much money is lying in other 69 Banks? How much they have deprived
the Indian people? Just think, if the Account holder dies, the bank
becomes the owner of the funds in his account.

7) Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma?
What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when
they own/use such money, generated out of corruption and exploitation?

8) Indian people have read and have known about these facts. But the
helpless people have neither time nor inclination to do anything in
the matter. This is like "a new freedom struggle" and we will have to
fight this.

9) This money is the result of our sweat and blood.. The wealth
generated and earned after putting in lots of mental and physical
efforts by Indian people must be brought back to our country.

10) As a service to our motherland and your contribution to this
struggle,please circulate at least 10 copies of this note amongst your
friends and relatives and convert it into a mass movement.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Where to Cross The Border?

Where to Cross The Border?


  1. If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.
  2. If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
  3. If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
  4. If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
  5. If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.
  6. If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
  7. If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
  8. If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
  9. If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get
  • - A Ration Card,
  • - Passport ( 1 or more)
  • - Haz Subsidy,
  • - A Drivers License,
  • - Voter Identity Card,
  • - Job Reservation,
  • - Special Privileges,
  • - Credit Cards,
  • - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
  • - Free Education,
  • - Free Health Care,
  • - A Lobbyist In New Delhi
  • - The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home


And Ofcourse - Voting Rights!!

Hats off to the Politicians in Delhi!!!!!!! !!!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

All About 108 Service : Medical, Police, Fire

Highlights of 108:

  • It is a 24×7 Emergency Service.
  • Toll Free number accessible from Landline or Mobile
  • Emergency help will reach you in an Average of 18 minutes

Purpose of 108:

  • To Save a Life –Medical (Serious Injuries, Serious Injuries, Stroke, Respiratory, Diabetics, Maternal/Neonatal/Paediatric, Epilepsy, Unconsciousness, Animal bites, High Fever, Infections)
  • To Report a Crime in progress- Police (Robbery / Theft / Burglary, Street Fights, Property Conflicts, Self – inflicted injuries / Attempted suicides, Public Nuisance, Traffic Jams or Rallies, raasta rokos etc, Kidnappings,  Riots etc)
  • To Report a Fire- Fire (Burns, Fire breakouts, Industrial fire hazards)

Why 108?

  • 1-0-8 is a technologically acceptable number enabling the processing of calls to occur faster
  • 1-0-8 functions effectively as a user friendly number because during a crisis situation the eye automatically searches the first digit on the number pad which is 1 and then moves downward to find 0.This is the exact order in which 1-0-8 is being laced.
  • 1-0-8 is a primordial number resonating across countries, cultures, religions and is also a prime number to astrologers, astronomers, linguists and mathematicians.

Spread of 108:

108 Emergency response Service launched on August 15, 2005, in Hyderabad by Emergency Management and Research Institute (EMRI), a Non-profit organization.  108 Emergency Response Services has also signed MOU with over 6800 hospitals which provide initial stabilization Free of cost for the first 24 hours.
It spreads in the following states with the mentioned Number of Ambulances. Andhra Pradesh – 752, Gujarat – 402, Uttarakhand – 90, Rajasthan – 164, Tamil Nadu – 198, Goa – 18, Karnataka – 208, Assam – 147, Meghalaya – 15, Madhya Pradesh – 12, Total: 2006 Ambulances

How 108 works?



  • Emergency Response Centre Physician (ERCP) supports CO, DO, EMT, Patient and hospital admission
  • Communication Officer answers a call and collects the specific information in 30 Seconds.
  • The Dispatch Officer assigns the vehicle – Police, Medical or Fire within 3 minutes (Average Time)
  • DO Supervisor and CO Supervisor monitors the process
  • The Emergency Medical Technician contacts the victim and gives assurance specifying the approximate time of reaching.
  • Ambulance Supervisor monitors the field activity
  • The Emergency Response Center Physician guides the Victim before the ambulance reaches and the EMT after reaching the Victim (Pre Arrival Instruction and Medical Direction till the victim is moved to the nearest hospital)
  • Pre Hospital Care in the ambulance en route to the Hospital
  • Patient Care Record with the details of the Pre Hospital care given in the ambulance is Handed over to the receiving hospital and to EMRI head office later
  • A follow up is done after 48 hours to assess the impact of the care given by 108 to every patient attended

Technology Behind 108:



The IT infrastructure in EMRI consists of the following key components ( Technology Partner : Satyam)
Telecom Switch with Automatic Call distribution features & IVR facility. When a victim in emergency dials Emergency Response Centre, the call lands on Nortel Switch (PBX). Nortel Switch routes this call to the idlest agent. It automatically identifies incoming number.
Computer Telephony Integration – CTI software helps in generating unique incident Id, with the help of caller line identification wherever available retrieves related information from Telephone directory database and pops up on the Communication Officer screen along with information regarding the number of times the caller called Emergency Response Centre.
Voice Loggers – All the incoming and outgoing calls to Emergency Response Centre are logged using advanced compression technology. The voice logs can be retrieved and are used for conducting Quality audit and Training personnel.
Call Center Server (CCS) used for: i. Skill based routing of calls, ii. Packaged with over 70 standards and customized Management, Historical & Call-by-call statistics reports, iii. Queuing and presentation iv. When customized scripting and skill-based routing are combined with queuing and presentation preferences, contact centers can provide callers with scalable, innovative and superior customer service v. balanced workload to the agents, vi. Real-time displays
GIS and GPS Software – This application enables Dispatch Officer to access the GIS Vector data ( maps ) provided by Government agencies and identify the incident location, finding the nearest ambulance and assigning the available ambulance. Once the ambulance reaches the victim it helps in guiding the ambulance to the Hospital.
AVLT – Automatic Vehicle Location and Tracking system helps in identifying the exact location of ambulance on real time basis and tracks the ambulance and other Emergency vehicles in the GIS maps and helps Dispatch Officer in dispatching the appropriate nearest un assigned ambulance / vehicle quickly.

Inside Ambulance:

Thursday, January 28, 2010

IIT Mumbai Student's Story

ONE NIGHT BEFORE THE TESTS, MBA STUDENTS WERE PLAYING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

SO THE DEAN SAID THEY CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN.THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TEST. ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST.

THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.


Q .1. YOUR NAME .........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2 . WHICH TYRE BURST ................( 98 MARKS ).

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!



.......TRUE STORY OF STUDENTS FROM.. IIT BOMBAY ..

And of course they all had answered differently....

If You Lose Your Mobile

Got an interesting fact to share.

Nowadays each one of us carry Hi – Fi Mobile Devices and always afraid
that it may be stolen.

Each mobile carries a unique IMEI i. e. International Mobile Identity
No. which can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world.

This is how it works!!!!!!

1) Dial *#06# from your Mobile.

2) Your Mobile shows a unique 15 digit Number.

3) Note down this Number anywhere but except your Mobileas this is
the Number which will help trace your Mobile in case of a theft.

4) Once stolen you just have to mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to
cop@vsnl.net

5) No need to go to police.

6) Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 Hrs. via a complex
system of GPRS and internet.

7) You will find where your hand set is being operated even in
case your No. is being changed.

PASS THIS VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

If you lose your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.netwith the
following information.

Your name:
Address:
Phone Model:
Make:
Last used No.:
E - mail for Communication:
Missing Date:
IMEI No.:

Proud to be a Gujarati

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe.
 
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.
 
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
 
2000 people leave the room.
 
Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose
If I stay. I'll give it a try'
 
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100
People may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
 
Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have
Nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays....... ......
 
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.>
500 people leave the room.
 
Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to
Lose?' So he stays in the room..
 
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo - Croat to
Leave.
 
498 people leave the room.
 
Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of
Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.
 
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two
Candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a
Conversation together in that language.'
 
Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says, `Kem Chhe Bapu ?

... The other candidate answers 'Ekdam Majama !! 




IT Companies in Ahmedabad

1
Antriksh Communications 805 Shapath - 1, Opp. Rajpath Club,
S G Road, Bodakdev,
Ahmedabad 380015  Antriksh Communications is a leading Linux Solution Provider of Gujarat. Our services includes ? Messaging Solutions ? Firewall, VPN and Security solutions ? High Performance Cluster installation and management ? Applications management    Device drivers, EDP/MIS, ERP, Linux, Networking, PHP/Mysql, System admin-Linux,
 
2
Attrabyte Software & Consultants Cellar, Arambh Complex, Near Panchvati Petrol Pump,
C. G. Road
Ahmedabad 380013 30  Attrabyte Software & Consultants is an Ahmedabad based IT Company. We have a long list of satisfied clients in India as well as abroad. Major services: Software Development, Web Development, Web Promotion, Web Hosting, Software Training & Project.   
 
3
Business Intelligence Software T-2, Shukun Plaza, Above ICICI Bank,
L G Hospital Road, Maninagar
Ahmedabad 380008  Business Intelligence Software is a software development co. We have sucessfully implemented the software in the industries like tele communication, postal courier services Financial Accounting Software, Building & Construction industry etc.   
 
4
Creative Infotech P.Ltd. 202 j b house, Nr. ishwar Bhuvan, Navrangpura
Ahmedabad 380009  Software developer in VB for SME and website devloper   
 
5
Creative Sense vastrapur ahmedabad 10  Multimedia Development company. focused clients are Top Pharma companies. Expert in 2D, 3D animation, Medical content development, Scientific content and web design.   
Marketing / Sales   

6
Cygnet Infotech Pvt Ltd 2, Manikyam, Opp Samudra Annexes,
Near Shilp Cross Roads, Navrangpura
Ahmedabad 380009 100  Cygnet Infotech Pvt Ltd. is a leading offshore software development company which deals in Customized Software Development, Implementation support, Quality Assurance, hi-tech multimedia designing solutions, BPO and SEO.   
 
7
Desh Videsh Enterprise 606, Golden Triangle, Nr Stadium
Navarangpura
Ahmedabad 380014 10  360 Degree Online Maketing   
Marketing / Sales, Retail   

8
Elitecore technologies pvt. ltd 904, silicon towers, behind pariseema building,
off c g road,
Ahmedabad    Elitecore Technologies Pvt. Ltd. is the technology backbone of 25% of the leading ISPs of the Indian subcontinent, Corporate Houses & Portals; providing software consulting & application management expertise to domestic & offshore markets    Dot net, Oracle, PHP/Mysql,
 
9
Growth Mithakhali six road, navaranpura
ahmedabad  This is the company in ahmedabad. It provide the information about the isp & hardware. This company takes the order of the Government contract   
 
10
Hem Infotech B/7, Prathmma Appts., 1 St Floor,
B/h Dharnidhar Jain Temple, Vasna
Ahmedabad 380007 10  Hem Infotech is one of the most Dynamic Information Technologies Company. Since last few years, Hem Infotech has undergone a phenomenal rate of growth, establishing an enviable reputation for delivering professional and optimal quality solutions.    Computer operator, Device drivers, Networking
Administration, Electronics, Front Office / Receptionist, Marketing / Sales   

11
iNetSieve Inc New CG Road
Ahmedabad 382044  NETSIEVE Inc. provides a number of services to Corporate and the Government sectors such as Knowledge Consulting, Spin-Off/ Technology transfer, Innovative Software Applications and Hardware products.   
 
12
iSummation Technologies 304, SHAPATH-3, Nr. GNFC Info Tower,
S. G. Road, Bodakdev
Ahmedabad 380054 35  CMS DMS KMS company | ColdFusion. Net web application development developers programmers | Content Management System | Document Management system| Knowledeg Management system | E-commerce    Coldfusion, Dot net, ERP, SQL server, Visual Basic, Web / Graphic Design, Web Developer
Most non-IT Skills   

13
Kalptaru InfoSoft Pvt. Ltd. 701, Avdhesh House, Opp. Gurudwara, Nr. Vishal Mega Mart,
S. G. Highway, Thaltej,
Ahmedabad 380054 40  ERP; Cust Software & Business Application Dev. We have Customised Business Application implementation for MNC Clients, reputed Indian cos. having turnover in excess of Rs. 100 Crores. Our developments are in both categories- Win Forms & Web Forms.    Java / J2EE, PHP / Mysql, Web / Graphic Design, Web Developer
 
14
Majolee InfoTech 310, GIDC Engg. Estate,
Opp. Sector-28
Gandhinagar 382028      ASP, Dot net, PHP/Mysql, Visual Basic, Web Developer,
 
15
Prakruti Info Solutions G-5, Shayona Park,
B/h. Sun & Step Club, Memnager
Ahmedabad 380052  Prakruti Info Solutions   
 
16
Prime soft solutions 3,trishla flats,12 anandnagar soc. bhattha, paldi
ahmedabad 3800007 6  PSS is a an initiative of highly skilled IT professionals. we cater to clients spread all across the globe, prides itself on its portfolio of desktop and web projects, long term relationships with our clients.   
 
17
Priya Softweb Solutions Pvt. Ltd. B-402, Shpath-4
Ahmedabad 380054  Web Site Development   
 
18
Quetzal Online Private Limited 22, CIIE Building, Indian Institute of Management, Vastrapur
Ahmedabad 380015 4  Online education space. Operating www. tenaday. co. in Presently located in IIM Ahmedabad. Looking for hiring employees for Mumbai office.    ASP, Computer operator, Dot net, SQL server, Visual Basic, Web / Graphic Design, Web Developer
 
19
Saltriver Infosystems Private Ltd. B 11 Premium House
Op. Gandhigram Railway Station
Ahmedabad 380009 40  Specializes in Wirless and Information Technology development. Leading Mobile and innovative solution provider   
 
20
Samyak Infotech Pvt. Ltd 905-908, Abhijeet-1, Mithakali Six Roads, Ahmedabad 30  Samyak Infotech Pvt. Ltd. , is an ISO 9001:2000 certified Software Development Company, at Ahmedabad. It has focus on:Web Centric Technologies, Application Development, Embedded Systems. Samyak runs successful Offshore Development Centre for US client.    Dot net, Embedded / VLSI, Java / J2EE, Linux, Software testing, Web Developer
Electronics, HRD, Marketing / Sales   

21
Sharma Infoway 8, Third floor, Shukan Mall, Nr. Rajasthan Hospital
Shahibaugh,
ahmedabad 380004 10  Sharma Infoway is a group of self motivated techno-creative brains. After servicing full fledge business houses we have gathered the versatile experience to build the software excellence.  

Common Interview Questions

Review these typical interview questions and think about how you would answer them. Read
the questions listed; you will also find some strategy suggestions with it.
1. Tell me about yourself:
The most often asked question in interviews. You need to have a short statement prepared
in your mind. Be careful that it does not sound rehearsed. Limit it to work-related items
unless instructed otherwise. Talk about things you have done and jobs you have held that
relate to the position you are interviewing for. Start with the item farthest back and work up
to the present.
2. Why did you leave your last job?
Stay positive regardless of the circumstances. Never refer to a major problem with
management and never speak ill of supervisors, co-workers or the organization. If you do,
you will be the one looking bad. Keep smiling and talk about leaving for a positive reason
such as an opportunity, a chance to do something special or other forward-looking reasons.
3. What experience do you have in this field?
Speak about specifics that relate to the position you are applying for. If you do not have
specific experience, get as close as you can.
4. Do you consider yourself successful?
You should always answer yes and briefly explain why. A good explanation is that you have
set goals, and you have met some and are on track to achieve the others.
5. What do co-workers say about you?
Be prepared with a quote or two from co-workers. Either a specific statement or a
paraphrase will work. Jill Clark, a co-worker at Smith Company, always said I was the
hardest workers she had ever known. It is as powerful as Jill having said it at the interview
herself.
6. What do you know about this organization?
This question is one reason to do some research on the organization before the interview.
Find out where they have been and where they are going. What are the current issues and
who are the major players?
7. What have you done to improve your knowledge in the last year?
Try to include improvement activities that relate to the job. A wide variety of activities can
be mentioned as positive self-improvement. Have some good ones handy to mention.
8. Are you applying for other jobs?
Be honest but do not spend a lot of time in this area. Keep the focus on this job and what
you can do for this organization. Anything else is a distraction.
9. Why do you want to work for this organization?
 
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This may take some thought and certainly, should be based on the research you have done
on the organization. Sincerity is extremely important here and will easily be sensed. Relate
it to your long-term career goals.
10. Do you know anyone who works for us?
Be aware of the policy on relatives working for the organization. This can affect your answer
even though they asked about friends not relatives. Be careful to mention a friend only if
they are well thought of.
11. What kind of salary do you need?
A loaded question. A nasty little game that you will probably lose if you answer first. So, do
not answer it. Instead, say something like, That's a tough question. Can you tell me the
range for this position? In most cases, the interviewer, taken off guard, will tell you. If not,
say that it can depend on the details of the job. Then give a wide range.
12. Are you a team player?
You are, of course, a team player. Be sure to have examples ready. Specifics that show you
often perform for the good of the team rather than for yourself are good evidence of your
team attitude. Do not brag, just say it in a matter-of-fact tone. This is a key point.
13. How long would you expect to work for us if hired?
Specifics here are not good. Something like this should work: I'd like it to be a long time. Or
As long as we both feel I'm doing a good job.
14. Have you ever had to fire anyone? How did you feel about that?
This is serious. Do not make light of it or in any way seem like you like to fire people. At the
same time, you will do it when it is the right thing to do. When it comes to the organization
versus the individual who has created a harmful situation, you will protect the organization.
Remember firing is not the same as layoff or reduction in force.
15. What is your philosophy towards work?
The interviewer is not looking for a long or flowery dissertation here. Do you have strong
feelings that the job gets done? Yes. That's the type of answer that works best here. Short
and positive, showing a benefit to the organization.
16. If you had enough money to retire right now, would you?
Answer yes if you would. But since you need to work, this is the type of work you prefer. Do
not say yes if you do not mean it.
17. Have you ever been asked to leave a position?
If you have not, say no. If you have, be honest, brief and avoid saying negative things
about the people or organization involved.
18. Explain how you would be an asset to this organization
You should be anxious for this question. It gives you a chance to highlight your best points
as they relate to the position being discussed. Give a little advance thought to this
relationship.
19. Why should we hire you?
Point out how your assets meet what the organization needs. Do not mention any other
candidates to make a comparison.
 
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20. Tell me about a suggestion you have made
Have a good one ready. Be sure and use a suggestion that was accepted and was then
considered successful. One related to the type of work applied for is a real plus.
21. What irritates you about co-workers?
This is a trap question. Think real hard but fail to come up with anything that irritates you.
A short statement that you seem to get along with folks is great.
22. What is your greatest strength?
Numerous answers are good, just stay positive. A few good examples:
Your ability to prioritize, Your problem-solving skills, Your ability to work under pressure,
Your ability to focus on projects, Your professional expertise, Your leadership skills, Your
positive attitude .
23. Tell me about your dream job.
Stay away from a specific job. You cannot win. If you say the job you are contending for is
it, you strain credibility. If you say another job is it, you plant the suspicion that you will be
dissatisfied with this position if hired. The best is to stay genetic and say something like: A
job where I love the work, like the people, can contribute and can't wait to get to work.
24. Why do you think you would do well at this job?
Give several reasons and include skills, experience and interest.
25. What are you looking for in a job?
See answer # 23
26. What kind of person would you refuse to work with?
Do not be trivial. It would take disloyalty to the organization, violence or lawbreaking to get
you to object. Minor objections will label you as a whiner.
27. What is more important to you: the money or the work?
Money is always important, but the work is the most important. There is no better answer.
28. What would your previous supervisor say your strongest point is?
There are numerous good possibilities:
Loyalty, Energy, Positive attitude, Leadership, Team player, Expertise, Initiative, Patience,
Hard work, Creativity, Problem solver
29. Tell me about a problem you had with a supervisor
Biggest trap of all. This is a test to see if you will speak ill of your boss. If you fall for it and
tell about a problem with a former boss, you may well below the interview right there. Stay
positive and develop a poor memory about any trouble with a supervisor.
30. What has disappointed you about a job?
Don't get trivial or negative. Safe areas are few but can include:
Not enough of a challenge. You were laid off in a reduction Company did not win a contract,
which would have given you more responsibility.
31. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
 
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You may say that you thrive under certain types of pressure. Give an example that relates
to the type of position applied for.
32. Do your skills match this job or another job more closely?
Probably this one. Do not give fuel to the suspicion that you may want another job more
than this one.
33. What motivates you to do your best on the job?
This is a personal trait that only you can say, but good examples are:
Challenge, Achievement, Recognition
34. Are you willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
This is up to you. Be totally honest.
35. How would you know you were successful on this job?
Several ways are good measures:
You set high standards for yourself and meet them. Your outcomes are a success.Your boss
tell you that you are successful
36. Would you be willing to relocate if required?
You should be clear on this with your family prior to the interview if you think there is a
chance it may come up. Do not say yes just to get the job if the real answer is no. This can
create a lot of problems later on in your career. Be honest at this point and save yourself
future grief.
37. Are you willing to put the interests of the organization ahead of your own?
This is a straight loyalty and dedication question. Do not worry about the deep ethical and
philosophical implications. Just say yes.
38. Describe your management style.
Try to avoid labels. Some of the more common labels, like progressive, salesman or
consensus, can have several meanings or descriptions depending on which management
expert you listen to. The situational style is safe, because it says you will manage according
to the situation, instead of one size fits all.
39. What have you learned from mistakes on the job?
Here you have to come up with something or you strain credibility. Make it small, well
intentioned mistake with a positive lesson learned. An example would be working too far
ahead of colleagues on a project and thus throwing coordination off.
40. Do you have any blind spots?
Trick question. If you know about blind spots, they are no longer blind spots. Do not reveal
any personal areas of concern here. Let them do their own discovery on your bad points. Do
not hand it to them.
41. If you were hiring a person for this job, what would you look for?
Be careful to mention traits that are needed and that you have.
42. Do you think you are overqualified for this position?
Regardless of your qualifications, state that you are very well qualified for the position.
 
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43. How do you propose to compensate for your lack of experience?
First, if you have experience that the interviewer does not know about, bring that up: Then,
point out (if true) that you are a hard working quick learner.
44. What qualities do you look for in a boss?
Be generic and positive. Safe qualities are knowledgeable, a sense of humor, fair, loyal to
subordinates and holder of high standards. All bosses think they have these traits.
45. Tell me about a time when you helped resolve a dispute between others.
Pick a specific incident. Concentrate on your problem solving technique and not the dispute
you settled.
46. What position do you prefer on a team working on a project?
Be honest. If you are comfortable in different roles, point that out.
47. Describe your work ethic.
Emphasize benefits to the organization. Things like, determination to get the job done and
work hard but enjoy your work are good.
48. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
Be sure that you refer to something that was beyond your control. Show acceptance and no
negative feelings.
49. Tell me about the most fun you have had on the job.
Talk about having fun by accomplishing something for the organization.
50. Do you have any questions for me?
Always have some questions prepared. Questions prepared where you will be an asset to
the organization are good. How soon will I be able to be productive? and What type of
projects will I be able to assist on? are examples.